First post of October!

I hereby pronounce this forum dead! *cricket* *cricket*

Jokes with Realistic Endings

Start here, and be prepared to laugh for not-so-obvious reasons.
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-gol...stic.php?page=1

My personal favorites:

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender?
A: The police report indicates three.

Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Hold her head underwater until she can no longer breathe and stops struggling.

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
A: Repeated absences and stealing.

Q: Why do Mexicans not like going out in the rain?
A: It's wet.

Q: What's worse then finding a worm in your apple?
A: The Holocaust.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she was blind and deaf.

Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A: A Jew is a person adhering to the Jewish faith and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, usually circular bread covered with tomato sauce and cheese with optional garnishes.

Hilarious TV Commercials

IKEA Lamp


Fuck you Baltimore!


GE Water Desalination


XBox Water Balloon Ad


Crossfire, anyone?


Always let her speak first!


Chicks dig the long ball

I know this is big, but please help me better understand WTF is going on

I read a story a few days ago on Digg showing how AACS accidentally slipped up and published some kind of "AACS HD DVD DRM process key". Once the story hit the front page, everyone was in a fucking uproar over this. "OMG BLU-RAY IS NOW CRACKABLE WAI2GO AACS!!!" seemed to be the order of the day, and now not more than 10 minutes ago I check out Digg and see this (all links found on www.digg.com) :

http://digg.com/tech_news/IP_Version_6_with_128bit_IPs
http://digg.com/apple/Sixteen_Hexadecimal_...er_for_Mac_OS_X (http://www.newcleardream.org/screensaver)
http://digg.com/programming/The_best_mathe...ee_today_Period (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/191/480556169_6d731d2416_o.jpg)
http://digg.com/tech_news/d1af2e56517a7202...ndom_hex_values (http://www.quasarrising.com/md5.txt)

Stuff found on Facebook
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9HaNbsIfp0 (Song featuring the process key)
http://ucr.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2338184677 (Facebook Group supporting the key)

What does this all mean? Are all HD-DVD's from here on crackable? Can the process key not be reset? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

P.S. For the sake of the forum, I won't bother pasting the key in

ITT: You spend $100,000 at Fry's in one hour

My roommate posed an interesting idea for a competition: you're at Fry's, and you have $100,000 to spend in exactly one hour. If you don't spend AT LEAST $99,250 within the hour, you'd forfeit everything you hoped to buy. You don't have to leave the store in an hour, just spend the money.

What would you buy? Itemized lists are welcomed.

I'll include mine tomorrow, I've got shit loads of homework tonight :x